The Investment Banker Joke – Douglas E. Castle



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Yes, ladies and gentlemen. There is, unarguably, an increasing disconnect between Wall Street and Main Street. And, for the most part, the good folks residing on Main Street (situated somewhere between Lake Wobegon and Anytown, USA) are on the losing end of the misunderstanding, and will probably continue to remain so until a major disruption brought on by Peer-To-Peer lending and financing or crowdfunding takes place.

It seems that most everyone has something negative or nasty to say about investment bankers; sadly, I’ll confess to being conflicted in that both the critics and objects of their criticism are among my friends and acquaintances.

There’s a celebrated joke that’s made its way around business and financial circles over the years. It goes something like this:

An investment banker walks into a room where his colleagues are in a meeting. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” he announces. “The bad news is we’ve just lost $100 million. The good news is, it wasn’t ours.” An associate raises his hand. “What was the bad news again?”

It’s humor, but if you were alive during 2008 to 2009, you’ll know that there is more than a grain of truth to the tale. Whether we’re talking about brokers, bankers, or even your most trusted financial advisor, you are probably finding it increasingly uncomfortable to rely on anyone else to care about your money and keep it safe.

Thank you, as always, for reading me.

Douglas E. Castle

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